FROM THE LLAMA’S LIPS
By PercyLlama@xtra.co.nz
It’s mid-winter and, like other llamas up and down the country, I’m quite
pleased to be wearing a decent fleece. Though we have only half a dozen
frosts a year here in Motueka, the winds blowing over the ridge at our
place can be very chilly. We don’t really mind the cold too much,
provided our minders haven’t stolen too much of our fleeces in pre-summer
shearing, left our staple too short, or done that heinous job too late to
allow a good growth of fleece before winter. A goodly supply of tucker is
also essential over these months as we use more to keep warm.
On cold winter nights, my boys head for Llama Lodge around dusk and stay
inside all night protected from the elements. In the morning, dry fleeces
at breakfast-time usually provide evidence of a cosy night spent huddled
together. If it has rained and they have been slow getting into the
shelter, there are usually seven llama-shaped wet outlines on the ground
where their fleeces have dripped during the night. An elongated extension
often reveals those who have slept peacefully with their necks
out-stretched. As herd leader and macho male supreme, I stay outside and
on guard in all weathers. Well, someone has to look out for pumas, not to
mention that black dog next door! Yes, I do sometimes get frost on my
back, and if it has rained during the night our minders often say that I
look like a drowned rat, but it doesn’t worry me. I take my leadership
role very seriously, and with the views from inside the Lodge restricted
in three directions by walls, it is important that someone takes
responsibility for watching out for danger while the others sleep.
Although cold conditions are not a problem for us, and we like shelter
and shade, we also relish bright sunshine and warm days. On cloudy or dull
winter days with heavy skies, we often feel a bit flat and sometimes a
little irritable. It’s the same after too many consecutive wet days. On
bright winter mornings, however, we feel really perky and the young ones
will run about playing games while we older guys kush soaking up the sun,
taking in the views and cheering them on. Yip, as with humans, the
collective mood of a llama herd is affected by the weather.
Now, however, we are past the shortest day and we can start looking
forward to longer and sunnier days. Longer days in summer mean that we
have
more down-time from grazing and can rest up and relax for
longer in the heat of the day. Most of the literature on llamas describes
how we kush in camelid style, and like shady places in hot weather. Yes,
we all do that, but some of us also like to stretch out on our sides and
sunbathe from time to time. It's a personal thing, some do, some don't,
but boy does it cause a stir amongst the humans when they first see it
happening.
In my herd half of us like to lie out to sunbathe. Ollie, who is a wily
old chap, has a favourite spot on a wide, flat track where he lies out for
a nap on hot summer days. He props his head on a conveniently raised low
bank, which acts as a kind of pillow, and keeps one eye open checking that
no liberties are taken by the rest of us. You can see him doing this in
the photograph. And that little fellow who came from the North Island to
join us in July a couple of years ago caused quite a stir by lying out on
his side soon after he arrived on the property. We think he was so
impressed with the Nelson weather that he thought it was summer.
It is Amadeus, however, who is the maestro of the prostrate slumber.
Known to the minders as the 'hamburgers and fries' llama of the herd, on
hot summer days he emerges from the Lodge only when there is not a stalk
of hay remaining and he has had a good sit around in the shade for an hour
or so. He then makes his way up to the sentinel promontory mid-way up the
ridge and eases himself down for some serious relaxation and sunbathing.
First he goes into a conventional kush, but after a while he rolls over
onto his side and takes up a death-throw posture, fully stretched out.
Gradually, as drowsiness overtakes him, he stretches out his neck further,
extends his legs skyward and rolls slowly over onto his back with all four
legs in the air. There he lies, motionless and dead to the world, with
the sun beating on his belly. Those of us close enough to him hear the
rhythmic sounds of contented snoring emanating from deep within his
massive, exposed chest.
I have included
here a photograph of Amadeus in a typically sun-soaked
moment.
(Some others of him totally up-ended were too indecent to publish. Even I
had to blush!) The first time he did this the minders came running down
slope, with ashen white faces and in a state of considerable panic. But
as they approached, he
opened an eye, blinked and rolled slowly over down-hill to land neatly on
his feet. "Er.., is it grub time already? ", he muttered groggily,
shaking himself awake. Ever the optimist that llama!
It seems that Amadeus loves the warm sun on his tummy, and when
he knows others are vigilant, he likes to spread his towel and take a
nap. The minders have tried to kit him out with his own pair of 'Dirty
Dog' shades but he isn't keen on wearing them. He's a vain boy and seems
to roll slowly over to give equal tanning to both profiles. We haven't
told him that llamas' fleece only fades with exposure to sun, and we all
have a good giggle at his antics. When he goes belly up, some of us take
the opportunity to check out his under-carriage. It's interesting to
sniff around, but as the young ones have found, you have to be really sure
that he is well asleep or all hell breaks loose if he wakes and catches
you!
One memorable day last summer, an observant neighbour spotted Amadeus
lying motionless on his back with all legs pointing skyward. Poor lady,
she was panic-stricken. She tried to 'phone the minders, but they were in
the garden and did not hear, so she ran right along the ridge to alert
them that rigor mortis was imminent in one of their charges. Just as she
reached them, totally out of breath, Amadeus stirred and rolled over twice
down-slope to regain his feet. "You b......r!" swore the neighbour in a
mixture of indignation, relief and anger. It took two cups of tea to
restore her heart rate to normal. We all enjoyed that, even if it will not
happen again.
So don't be surprised if you see some of your llamas sprawling out
full-length in the paddock well away from the dust bath. Some of us
really enjoy the warmth of the sun, at least in moderation, and it shows
that we are really very relaxed and content. But if you can't hear any
snoring, or they stay that way too long, then please have your vet's
telephone number handy. Also, if you have been away for a while, don't
believe the locum minders when they show you photographs of
prostrate llamas and tell you that some of your herd are addicted to
Bourbon. Oh, and warn the neighbours if one of your girls or boys is a
prankster like Amadeus!